Elon Musk Challenges Bluesky CEO to Boxing Match

Right on the heels of Jake Paul taking down “Iron Mike” Tyson in Netflix’s shotty live sports stream debut, X owner and Trump’s mistress, Elon Musk, has challenged the CEO of rival social media platform Bluesky to lace up the gloves and step into the ring. 

In the wake of the election, X saw a massive uptick in deactivated accounts. Bluesky, on the other hand, has seen an influx of a million new users per day. Elon might be able to fly to Mars, but the dude is not happy about his X decline. He now wants to settle the score the old-fashioned way.

But who is Bluesky’s CEO? Well, that would be a 33-year old female named Jay Graber, a software engineer who became Bluesky’s first CEO in 2021. 

What Musk might not realize is that Bluesky started under what used to be Twitter by their founders as a microblogging platform which has since become X’s biggest rival. If you ask us, it sounds like a big f*cking sh*tshow.

With all the major streamers now bidding for the rights to this fight, we’re eagerly awaiting Graber’s response. Her LinkedIn photo is very professional—as a CEO probably should—but rumors of a potential black belt status has everyone worried for Musk’s safety. 

It’s unclear if Mar-a-Lago has a boxing ring already. As Musk’s new home, he might want to install one before Graber accepts.