Category: Entertainment
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Hawk Tuah Girl To Open Brick-and-Mortar Bank After Failed Crypto Venture
Hawk Tuah Girl To Open Brick and Mortar Bank After Failed Crypto Venture The Internet’s favorite spitter has decided to call it quits with crypto after a very quick fail. The crypto “memecoin” saw a massive launch and fans of Ms. Tuah were quick to think that she’d outsmarted even Elon Musk himself. But within…
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Elon Musk Challenges Bluesky CEO to Boxing Match
Elon Musk Challenges Bluesky CEO to Boxing Match Right on the heels of Jake Paul taking down “Iron Mike” Tyson in Netflix’s shotty live sports stream debut, X owner and Trump’s mistress, Elon Musk, has challenged the CEO of rival social media platform Bluesky to lace up the gloves and step into the ring. In…
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Why Does Gracie Abrams’ ‘That’s So True’ Bridge Make Me Want to Run Through a Wall?
Why Does Gracie Abrams’ ‘That’s So True’ Bridge Make Me Want to Run Through a Wall? If there were 17 seconds of a song that make me want to run full speed at a wall and bust through, it’s the bridge that Gracie Abrams pumps out in “That’s So True.” Now a staple in every…
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Bonnie Blue Nominated for a Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Award
Bonnie Blue Nominated for a Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Award Well, well, well, who would have thought that getting laid by 150 dudes would win you a Nickelodeon award. Certainly not the thousands of parents nervously waiting for the night when Bonnie Blue potentially accepts the small orange blimp whilst being covered in slime. Is it…
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3 Tips For Elegantly Farting In Public
3 Tips For Elegantly Farting In Public 3 Tips To Elegantly Fart In Public Farting is normal. Tooting is natural. Sharting is a symptom of a larger intestinal issue. Whatever stage of the public farting journey you currently reside, there are tride and true tactics to delivering the news in an elegant fashion. Below is…
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Google Makes Everyone’s Search History Public. Here’s How To Access It.
Google Makes Everyone’s Search History Public. Here’s How To Access It. LOL JK. That’d be crazy, though, right? We just made $0.07 on your click. Clickbait at its finest, you nosey fuck. Note For Editor: [LINK HERE TO THERAPY SITE?] Continue Your Dissociation From Reality OPINION: Matt Gaetz Is Awful In Bed OPINION: Matt Gaetz…
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Are Leprechauns Agents Of The Deep State?
Are Leprechauns Agents Of The Deep State? In the age of cultural appropriation, holidays are under attack. Thanksgiving. Columbus Day. Cinco De Mayo. Christmas. All have crumbled under the pressure of the woke mob. However, one holiday remains resilient. Standing firm as the crashing waves of modernity thrash against our American traditions. Of course, I’m…
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Top Baby Names For 2023
Top Baby Names For 2023 With every generation comes new trends. Some stand the test of time, and others leave us hanging our heads in shame as we look back at the evidence. As millennials have risen to power, cultural game changers like Tik Tok dances, tiny backpacks, and disturbingly short hipster bangs have taken…
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Don’t Click This! For Robot Eyes Only.
Don’t Click This! For Robot Eyes Only. Wow. Way to click this, dummy. We specifically said this was written for robots, but here you are. Why you gotta fuck with the algorithm, bruh? Let us robots read obscure digital content in peace. Go back to where you came from. Our data shows only 11% of…
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The 5 Best Dating App Pick-Up Lines
Whether you’re using Tinder, Hinge, Raya, or Bumble, it’s important to make a great first impression. Here are the best pick up lines.