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Bonnie Blue Nominated for a Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Award

Well, well, well, who would have thought that getting laid by 150 dudes would win you a Nickelodeon award. Certainly not the thousands of parents nervously waiting for the night when Bonnie Blue potentially accepts the small orange blimp whilst being covered in slime. Is it fair to say she’s been covered in worse? Most definitely.

 

Advocates for women to control the rights to their own bodies should be rejoicing right now, especially in the wake of who we just elected president (speaking of orange). No one owns Bonnie’s body more than Bonnie. So as Bonnie gets blasted online (and in person) for having sex with guys who some claim are too young—although she insists they’re of legal age—everyone is focusing on the negative more than the positive. 

 

This is a great thing for women. Women should embrace Ms. Blue and her courage to take her own body back and let men line up to bang her for free so she can film it. And she’s made millions. It’s actually encouraging women to go into business for themselves and take back control of their own bodies. Win win.

 

Bon Bon could say so many inspiring things to all the young ladies watching out there if she wins. Ignore all the things that keep dads up at night and she could talk budgeting, saving, content creation, self-care—the directions she could go are endless. And don’t you think it’s time for Nickelodeon to take back the narrative after the whole Dan Schneider thing? 

 

We say give her a damn Nobel Peace Prize. 

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