Donald Trump Taps Joshua Block (aka World of T-Shirts) to Be Surgeon General

Just when you thought Trump’s second term couldn’t be any more weird, the dude just tapped influencer, musician, comedian, and internet personality, Joshua Block, also known as World of T-Shirts, to be our next Surgeon General. With millions of followers across his social media channels, it’s no surprise that Trump wants Block on his side. 

The booze-chugging, fry-eating, captain’s-hat wearing goofball is the perfect choice to lead one of the highest health positions in our great nation. When asked about his first order of business, Block says he will consider removing the Surgeon General’s warning on cigarette packs and promote giving children Twisted Tea as part of his school lunch initiative.

With so much turmoil in Trump’s cabinet picks, it’s highly unlikely Block will be voted through. The House and Senate are already dealing with massive headaches over every other pick chosen by our fast food-loving commander-in-chief elect. 

But who knows, maybe Block and RFK Jr. will become besties.