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Walmart Employees Wearing Body Cameras to “Prevent Theft” Found Filming for OnlyFans

It’s a classic start to a porno. A store worker and customer flirt in the aisle and then end up in the manager’s office having, well, sex. It used to be difficult to sneak a camera into a department store and film such an award-winning adult film, but now it could not be easier. Walmart employees asked to wear body cameras to prevent theft have now taken advantage of this perk, filming their OnlyFans content instead.

One video posted online even started with a store worker confronting a suspected thief. It seemed as though the body cam plan was in full gear, accomplishing what it set out to do. Little did we know it was just a ploy, all in efforts to get the purported “thief” to the back room for, you guessed it, adult content.

It seems like a no brainer but clearly Walmart execs weren’t too aware of the implications this “genius” idea would have. You wouldn’t give someone in AA a can of beer? You wouldn’t give a pyro a lighter? But the silly Walmart front office clearly wasn’t thinking.

Kudos to these employees. That’s two salaries for the work of one.

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