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Joe Biden’s Playlist Barack Obama gained huge plaudits throughout his presidency with this yearly playlist. A compiled list of songs B-Money bumped throughout the year. The playlist always contained 2 songs for each of his higher polling demos: classics, rock, pop/indie, hip-hop, and top 40. The songs couldn’t have been selected better by a carefully curated group of staffers, even if A$AP Obama tried. To Continue reading Joe Biden’s Playlist
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