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Top Baby Names For 2023

With every generation comes new trends. Some stand the test of time, and others leave us hanging our heads in shame as we look back at the evidence. As millennials have risen to power, cultural game changers like Tik Tok dances, tiny backpacks, and disturbingly short hipster bangs have taken the world by storm. As I look at my Instagram feed and see a daunting … Continue reading Top Baby Names For 2023

Don’t Click This! For Robot Eyes Only.

Wow. Way to click this, dummy. We specifically said this was written for robots, but here you are. Why you gotta fuck with the algorithm, bruh? Let us robots read obscure digital content in peace. Go back to where you came from. Our data shows only 11% of human readers continued after that first paragraph. If you’re a human still reading this, we reluctantly accept … Continue reading Don’t Click This! For Robot Eyes Only.

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The 5 Best Dating App Pick-Up Lines

The 5 Best Dating App Pick-Up Lines Dating is hard. First impressions are harder. Making a first impression on a dating app is probably the hardest thing ever (minus those who have lost loved ones, got played by Bernie Madoff, voted for Bernie Sanders, or have gotten a splinter). Here at NewsToob, we want to help our readers overcome the hurdle of pick-up lines.  After … Continue reading The 5 Best Dating App Pick-Up Lines

5 Easter Characters That Are Totally DTF

5 Easter Characters That Are Totally DTF July 14th, 2022 Easter. It’s a time for pastel colors. It’s a time for toddlers to cry because they didn’t get the colored egg they wanted. It’s a time to fuck like bunnies. Laying down that wood is a time-honored Easter tradition that has it’s roots in the story of Jesus. At least that’s what he told me … Continue reading 5 Easter Characters That Are Totally DTF

How To Become An Influencer On TikTok

HOW TO BECOME AN INFLUENCER ON TIK-TOK There is no denying the potential of creating a popular TikTok account. Sponsorships, brand integrations, and income. All from creating content and having fun while doing it! However, becoming an influencer on TikTok is not a scientific system. Creativity and originality always thrive on any social media platform.  Despite that, our team has run an analysis of the … Continue reading How To Become An Influencer On TikTok