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Tables Have Turned: Germany’s X-Mas Spanking Tradition Now Aimed Towards Men
Tables Have Turned: Germany’s X-Mas Spanking Tradition Now Aimed Towards Men We’d say that it’s a wonderful annual tradition, but in reality, it’s pretty f*cked up. See, Germany (of course), has this Christmas tradition of chasing and spanking women around town, using some sort of horn. Sounds very inappropriate and illegal? Everyone else seems to…
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5 Thanksgiving Foods to Eat Off Your Partner, and 5 to Absolutely Avoid
5 Thanksgiving Foods to Eat Off Your Partner, and 5 to Absolutely Avoid Well friends, it’s that time of year. A time to let that inner glutton show as you shovel savory, sweet, and carby goodness down your throat. It’s certainly a weird year and politics are most definitely on the guest list, invited or…
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Jaguar Exec Pissy Over Rebrand Reaction Gives Away Free Cars
Jaguar Exec Pissy Over Rebrand Reaction Gives Away Free Cars If you haven’t heard, Jaguar rebranded and people are all upset. With everything going on in the world, it’s really hard to give a sh*t about this. But a Jaguar exec spoke up about the extremely poor reaction by many to the brand refresh, saying…
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Turbulence a Lie? Flight Attendant Tells All in New Book
Turbulence a Lie? Flight Attendant Tells All in New Book If there was ever an occupation to see way too much sh*t in life, it’s arguably a flight attendant. The amount of people they see in a day, let alone have to deal with in a day, is enough to make me want to vomit.…
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Top Dating Apps Roll Out “Rate My Penis” Feature
Top Dating Apps Roll Out “Rate My Penis” Feature Yep, you read that right. Top players in the matchmaking game have decided to hit below the belt in what is most definitely the first feature of its kind. The “Rate My Penis” feature uses artificial intelligence to create a 3D rendering of your manhood, including…
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Phone Scammer Falls in Love With AI Granny Chatbot
Phone Scammer Falls in Love With AI Granny Chatbot A new AI app to distract phone scammers has now found itself involved with matchmaking. The app creates the persona of an older woman using AI to distract, frustrate, and confuse phone scammers. Dubbed “AI Granny,” this new tool is a great way to keep phone…
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Italy Entices Americans With $1 Homes in a Town Full of Serial Killers
Italy Entices Americans With $1 Homes in a Town Full of Serial Killers? An Italian town has made a generous offer to pissed off Americans about the recent election results—move to our town and we’ll sell you a house for a buck. Pretty good deal considering a pack of Juicy Fruit at the grocery store…
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Penguin Found 2,000 Miles From Arctic Home Sues Tourist Who Found It
Penguin Found 2,000 Miles From Arctic Home Sues Tourist Who Found It An Emperor penguin found on a popular tourist beach in Australia has filed a lawsuit against the tourist who turned it in. Authorities were called to the beach after someone spotted what they called a malnourished-looking penguin wandering aimlessly around the Aussie shores.…
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Joe Biden’s Playlist
Joe Biden current Spotify playlist in accordance with guidelines and regulations set by the FEC, SEC, ATIP, FBI, NSA, CIA, & CDC.