Author: Austin Letorney
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Tables Have Turned: Germany’s X-Mas Spanking Tradition Now Aimed Towards Men
Tables Have Turned: Germany’s X-Mas Spanking Tradition Now Aimed Towards Men We’d say that it’s a wonderful annual tradition, but in reality, it’s pretty f*cked up. See, Germany (of course), has this Christmas tradition of chasing and spanking women around town, using some sort of horn. Sounds very inappropriate and illegal? Everyone else seems to…
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Hawk Tuah Girl To Open Brick-and-Mortar Bank After Failed Crypto Venture
Hawk Tuah Girl To Open Brick and Mortar Bank After Failed Crypto Venture The Internet’s favorite spitter has decided to call it quits with crypto after a very quick fail. The crypto “memecoin” saw a massive launch and fans of Ms. Tuah were quick to think that she’d outsmarted even Elon Musk himself. But within…
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Oxford Declares ‘Brain Rot’ as 2024 Word of the Year to Honor RFK Jr.’s Parasitic Brain Worm
Oxford Declares ‘Brain Rot’ as 2024 Word of the Year to Honor RFK Jr.’s Parasitic Brain Worm It’s a tradition unlike any other. Oxford University names a Word of the Year after a public vote. This year’s word you ask? Brain rot. While it is two words, for whatever B.S. reason, it counts. But we’re…
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5 Thanksgiving Foods to Eat Off Your Partner, and 5 to Absolutely Avoid
5 Thanksgiving Foods to Eat Off Your Partner, and 5 to Absolutely Avoid Well friends, it’s that time of year. A time to let that inner glutton show as you shovel savory, sweet, and carby goodness down your throat. It’s certainly a weird year and politics are most definitely on the guest list, invited or…
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Jaguar Exec Pissy Over Rebrand Reaction Gives Away Free Cars
Jaguar Exec Pissy Over Rebrand Reaction Gives Away Free Cars If you haven’t heard, Jaguar rebranded and people are all upset. With everything going on in the world, it’s really hard to give a sh*t about this. But a Jaguar exec spoke up about the extremely poor reaction by many to the brand refresh, saying…
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Turbulence a Lie? Flight Attendant Tells All in New Book
Turbulence a Lie? Flight Attendant Tells All in New Book If there was ever an occupation to see way too much sh*t in life, it’s arguably a flight attendant. The amount of people they see in a day, let alone have to deal with in a day, is enough to make me want to vomit.…
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Top Dating Apps Roll Out “Rate My Penis” Feature
Top Dating Apps Roll Out “Rate My Penis” Feature Yep, you read that right. Top players in the matchmaking game have decided to hit below the belt in what is most definitely the first feature of its kind. The “Rate My Penis” feature uses artificial intelligence to create a 3D rendering of your manhood, including…
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Phone Scammer Falls in Love With AI Granny Chatbot
Phone Scammer Falls in Love With AI Granny Chatbot A new AI app to distract phone scammers has now found itself involved with matchmaking. The app creates the persona of an older woman using AI to distract, frustrate, and confuse phone scammers. Dubbed “AI Granny,” this new tool is a great way to keep phone…
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Italy Entices Americans With $1 Homes in a Town Full of Serial Killers
Italy Entices Americans With $1 Homes in a Town Full of Serial Killers? An Italian town has made a generous offer to pissed off Americans about the recent election results—move to our town and we’ll sell you a house for a buck. Pretty good deal considering a pack of Juicy Fruit at the grocery store…
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Elon Musk Challenges Bluesky CEO to Boxing Match
Elon Musk Challenges Bluesky CEO to Boxing Match Right on the heels of Jake Paul taking down “Iron Mike” Tyson in Netflix’s shotty live sports stream debut, X owner and Trump’s mistress, Elon Musk, has challenged the CEO of rival social media platform Bluesky to lace up the gloves and step into the ring. In…