Dating is hard. First impressions are harder. Making a first impression on a dating app is probably the hardest thing ever (minus those who have lost loved ones, got played by Bernie Madoff, voted for Bernie Sanders, or have gotten a splinter).
Here at NewsToob, we want to help our readers overcome the hurdle of pick-up lines.
After 7,043 matches, 4,233 messages, and 1,334 dick pics, we have determined the best pick-up lines. This experiment has been performed with the utmost scientificity (BONUS: use scientificity on Words With Friends™ to pick up recently divorced, 50-year-old men).
These pick-up lines work ridiculously well on women. Maybe it’s true crime podcasts, maybe it’s Maybelline.