Italy Entices Americans With $1 Homes in a Town Full of Serial Killers

An Italian town has made a generous offer to pissed off Americans about the recent election results—move to our town and we’ll sell you a house for a buck. Pretty good deal considering a pack of Juicy Fruit at the grocery store is about the same as my college education. (Side note: Not sure exactly who to thank for inflation, but just know, you really f*cked us.)

Anyway, what isn’t being advertised outright is the fact that this town in Italy is home to the LARGEST NUMBER OF SERIAL KILLERS PER CAPITA. Turns out they just dumped them all in this one town to keep them all plotting together instead of separate. Makes sense.

So why, you ask, would they be so keen to entice Americans to spend their hard-earned literal dollar to move here? The answer is simple—these killers will target the Americans moving there and not kill the innocent Italians in surrounding towns.

TBH, it’s pretty f*cked up.

So if you’re worried about the political state of America and don’t mind your neighbor being some Freddy Krueger-wannabe, then Italy sounds like your dream home. You might be dead before they even ask you to renew your visa.