Author: Zach Phillips
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3 Tips For Elegantly Farting In Public
3 Tips For Elegantly Farting In Public 3 Tips To Elegantly Fart In Public Farting is normal. Tooting is natural. Sharting is a symptom of a larger intestinal issue. Whatever stage of the public farting journey you currently reside, there are tride and true tactics to delivering the news in an elegant fashion. Below is…
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Google Makes Everyone’s Search History Public. Here’s How To Access It.
Google Makes Everyone’s Search History Public. Here’s How To Access It. LOL JK. That’d be crazy, though, right? We just made $0.07 on your click. Clickbait at its finest, you nosey fuck. Note For Editor: [LINK HERE TO THERAPY SITE?] Continue Your Dissociation From Reality OPINION: Matt Gaetz Is Awful In Bed OPINION: Matt Gaetz…
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The Best Cornbread Recipe Ever
The Best Cornbread Recipe Ever David clutched his chest. He knew what was about to happen, but he was powerless to stop it. “Not here. Please, not here,” David thought. His eyes started to dart around the bustling room; desperately looking for an escape. Some safe, quiet space where he could wait this out. Dropping…
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Are Leprechauns Agents Of The Deep State?
Are Leprechauns Agents Of The Deep State? In the age of cultural appropriation, holidays are under attack. Thanksgiving. Columbus Day. Cinco De Mayo. Christmas. All have crumbled under the pressure of the woke mob. However, one holiday remains resilient. Standing firm as the crashing waves of modernity thrash against our American traditions. Of course, I’m…
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Top Baby Names For 2023
Top Baby Names For 2023 With every generation comes new trends. Some stand the test of time, and others leave us hanging our heads in shame as we look back at the evidence. As millennials have risen to power, cultural game changers like Tik Tok dances, tiny backpacks, and disturbingly short hipster bangs have taken…
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OPINION: Matt Gaetz Is Awful In Bed
OPINION: Matt Gaetz Is Awful In Bed Matt Gaetz is a regular guy. Overlook his oddly square head. Ignore that sleezy car salesman vibe. Forget about the flirting with facism. Brush over the pending investigation into having sex with a minor. Other than that, he’s just like you and me! And just like you and…
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Don’t Click This! For Robot Eyes Only.
Don’t Click This! For Robot Eyes Only. Wow. Way to click this, dummy. We specifically said this was written for robots, but here you are. Why you gotta fuck with the algorithm, bruh? Let us robots read obscure digital content in peace. Go back to where you came from. Our data shows only 11% of…
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Joe Biden’s Playlist
Joe Biden current Spotify playlist in accordance with guidelines and regulations set by the FEC, SEC, ATIP, FBI, NSA, CIA, & CDC.
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The 5 Best Dating App Pick-Up Lines
Whether you’re using Tinder, Hinge, Raya, or Bumble, it’s important to make a great first impression. Here are the best pick up lines.